Drayden seems like the kind of person who you think is scary at first, but after a while you learn to trust in him and get over his slightly-disturbing beard, much like Colonel Sanders. This couldn't be more far from the truth. Okay, maybe it could, but you know what we mean. Drayden is no mortal man. He is only a vessel for The Beard. And no matter how hard you try, no matter how long you try for, you can never ignore The Beard. Your eyes shall forever be drawn to It, your dreams shall forever be filled with It. It will be the only thought that occurs to you when you try to remember an actor's name, and It shall be the last thought you will ever think.
They say the only way to cleanse your mind from The Almighty White Facial Hair is to consult the late Iris, who had experienced the magnificence of The Beard firsthand in her life, before it was cut short by The Beard's hand (metaphorically speaking). If fate ever brings you into contact with The Beard (which it probably already has, unless you somehow haven't seen the image on the right, in which case we recommend an optometrist), please consult the R Spirit Mediums for your next appointment. And bring your Pokeymons.